“My cousin is finally coming to this year’s family reunion and he’s in for a BIG surprise. The last time I saw him, he was much bigger and kept wanting to wrestle me. He used to beat me every time but little does he know, my whole life revolves around wrestling and I’m much bigger now. So I set up my webcam and I’m gonna catch it all on video. I’m gonna wrap my big muscular thighs around his neck and make him beg for mercy. I bet you that my legs are bigger than his. I’ll even make sure that we do a side-by-side comparison to show who’s the stronger cousin. After that, I’ll crush him some more until he’s practically seeing stars. Once I’ve had enough with him, I’ll pin him under my foot while he watches me flex and I will keep him there until he says that I am the stronger one and that he can’t be me. Enjoy the show!”