Valentina Noir

Our 2000th video is here, and with this momentous occasion, we thought, what's better than 1 Bond villain? How about 2, and who better than the sexy duo, Bambi and Thumper from "Diamonds Are Forever". This is something we've been trying to orchestrate for years, and it only seemed fitting to do it for our 2000th video release. Mia Wolfe was the perfect choice to play Bambi, with her striking resemblance and phenomenal athleticism. And as a bonus, she brought along one of her closest friends to play Thumper, who totally nailed it. So we introduce to you our newest Fox, Valentina Noir, a tall, sexy fitness addict who has amazing acting skills and vice-like scissors to back it up. Together, it was movie magic, hitting all the right beats from this legendary hit movie. Of course we added our own spin, extending Bambi's famous scissor scene hanging from the bar, from which then, Bambi and Thumper both engage Bond, scissoring different parts of his body at the same time. They then decide to each take a turn knocking him out with their reverse headscissor while the other pins his wrists, leaving him completely helpless before taking a deep nap between their dangerous thighs. Finally, just like in the movie, they throw him in a pool, but only this time, Bambi and Thumper have the upper hand (as it should be). They alternate locking him in a tight scissor hold while dunking his head underwater. Thumper takes it even further, holding him under while he thrashes, fighting for air until he is no longer moving. This took a lot of hard work and planning, but we couldn't be prouder of how this turned out. Come celebrate our 2000th video and check out this amazing reenactment we fittingly call "Scissors Are Forever"! You're going to love it!