Watch out! 2014 is the year Nessie is going to crush EVERYTHING in sight with her amazingly strong, thick legs! She starts the festivities by slowly squeezing and popping a couple of latex balloons. She then places a pillow in the danger zone and shows us exactly what kind of damage she’s capable of. The camera then pans to her victim helplessly tied up and who’s about to get the first of Nessie’s 2014 scissor rampage. Needless to say, he suffers BIG TIME and to let all of you know that she means business, she snaps his neck with her thighs. So for those of you whose new year’s resolution is to suffer a plenty, make sure you place yourself in Nessie’s path, and she’ll be happy to make that happen.